module Faker
  # thanks to http://hipsteripsum.me
  module HipsterIpsum
    extend ModuleUtils
    extend Lorem
    extend self

    def word
      HIPSTER_WORDS.rand
    end

    def words(num = 3)
      HIPSTER_WORDS.random_pick(num)
    end

    HIPSTER_WORDS = k [
      "etsy", "twee", "hoodie", "Banksy", "retro", "synth", "single-origin coffee",
      "art", "party", "cliche", "artisan", "Williamsburg", "squid",
      "helvetica", "keytar", "American Apparel", "craft beer", "food truck",
      "you probably haven't heard of them", "cardigan", "aesthetic", "raw denim",
      "sartorial", "gentrify", "lomo", "vice", "Pitchfork", "Austin",
      "sustainable", "salvia", "organic", "thundercats", "PBR", "iPhone",
      "lo-fi", "skateboard", "jean shorts", "next level", "beard", "tattooed",
      "trust fund", "Four Loko", "master cleanse", "ethical", "high life",
      "wolf", "moon", "fanny pack", "Rerry Richardson", "8-bit", "Carles",
      "Shoreditch", "seitan", "freegan", "keffiyeh", "biodiesel", "quinoa",
      "farm-to-table", "fixie", "viral", "chambray", "scenester", "leggings",
      "readymade", "Brooklyn", "Wayfarers", "Marfa", "put a bird on it",
      "dreamcatcher", "photo booth", "tofu", "mlkshk", "vegan", "vinyl", "DIY",
      "banh mi", "bicycle rights", "before they sold out", "gluten-free", "yr",
      "butcher", "blog", "whatever", "+1", "Cosby Sweater", "VHS", "messenger bag",
      "cred", "locavore", "mustache", "tumblr", "Portland", "mixtape", "fap",
      "letterpress", "McSweeney's", "stumptown", "brunch", "Wes Anderson",
      "irony", "echo park"
    ]
  end
end