lib/faker/default/hacker.rb
# frozen_string_literal: true module Faker # Port of http://shinytoylabs.com/jargon/ # Are you having trouble writing tech-savvy dialogue for your latest screenplay? # Worry not! Hollywood-grade technical talk is ready to fill out any form where you need to look smart. class Hacker < Base flexible :hacker class << self ## # Produces something smart. # # @return [String] # # @example # Faker::Hacker.say_something_smart # #=> "Try to compress the SQL interface, maybe it will program the back-end hard drive!" # # @faker.version 1.4.0 def say_something_smart sample(phrases) end ## # Short technical abbreviations. # # @return [String] # # @example # Faker::Hacker.abbreviation #=> "RAM" # # @faker.version 1.4.0 def abbreviation fetch('hacker.abbreviation') end ## # Hacker-centric adjectives. # # @return [String] # # @example # Faker::Hacker.adjective #=> "open-source" # # @faker.version 1.4.0 def adjective fetch('hacker.adjective') end ## # Only the best hacker-related nouns. # # @return [String] # # @example # Faker::Hacker.noun #=> "bandwidth" # # @faker.version 1.4.0 def noun fetch('hacker.noun') end ## # Actions that hackers take. # # @return [String] # # @example # Faker::Hacker.verb #=> "bypass" # # @faker.version 1.4.0 def verb fetch('hacker.verb') end ## # Produces a verb that ends with '-ing'. # # @return [String] # # @example # Faker::Hacker.ingverb #=> "synthesizing" # # @faker.version 1.4.0 def ingverb fetch('hacker.ingverb') end # @private def phrases ["If we #{verb} the #{noun}, we can get to the #{abbreviation} #{noun} through the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!", "We need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!", "Try to #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}, maybe it will #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!", "You can't #{verb} the #{noun} without #{ingverb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!", "Use the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, then you can #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!", "The #{abbreviation} #{noun} is down, #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun} so we can #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!", "#{ingverb} the #{noun} won't do anything, we need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!".capitalize, "I'll #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, that should #{noun} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!"] end end end end