class Faker::Hacker

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def abbreviation

Returns:
  • (String) - 
def abbreviation
  fetch('hacker.abbreviation')
end

def adjective

Returns:
  • (String) - 
def adjective
  fetch('hacker.adjective')
end

def ingverb

Returns:
  • (String) - 
def ingverb
  fetch('hacker.ingverb')
end

def noun

Returns:
  • (String) - 
def noun
  fetch('hacker.noun')
end

def phrases

Other tags:
    Private: - 
def phrases
  ["If we #{verb} the #{noun}, we can get to the #{abbreviation} #{noun} through the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
   "We need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
   "Try to #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}, maybe it will #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
   "You can't #{verb} the #{noun} without #{ingverb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
   "Use the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, then you can #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun}!",
   "The #{abbreviation} #{noun} is down, #{verb} the #{adjective} #{noun} so we can #{verb} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!",
   "#{ingverb} the #{noun} won't do anything, we need to #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}!".capitalize,
   "I'll #{verb} the #{adjective} #{abbreviation} #{noun}, that should #{noun} the #{abbreviation} #{noun}!"]
end

def say_something_smart

Returns:
  • (String) - 
def say_something_smart
  sample(phrases)
end

def verb

Returns:
  • (String) - 
def verb
  fetch('hacker.verb')
end