module Middleman::Extensions::Lorem::LoremObject

def tweet
  tweets = [ 'Far away, in a forest next to a river beneath the mountains, there lived a small purple otter called Philip. Philip likes sausages. The End.',
             'He liked the quality sausages from Marks & Spencer but due to the recession he had been forced to shop in a less desirable supermarket. End.',
             'He awoke one day to find his pile of sausages missing. Roger the greedy boar with human eyes, had skateboarded into the forest & eaten them!']
  tweets[rand(tweets.size)]
end