class Object

def stub name, val_or_callable, *block_args
  new_name = "__minitest_stub__#{name}"
  metaclass = class << self; self; end
  if respond_to? name and not methods.map(&:to_s).include? name.to_s then
    metaclass.send :define_method, name do |*args|
      super(*args)
    end
  end
  metaclass.send :alias_method, new_name, name
  metaclass.send :define_method, name do |*args, &blk|
    if val_or_callable.respond_to? :call then
      val_or_callable.call(*args, &blk)
    else
      blk.call(*block_args) if blk
      val_or_callable
    end
  end
  metaclass.send(:ruby2_keywords, name) if metaclass.respond_to?(:ruby2_keywords, true)
  yield self
ensure
  metaclass.send :undef_method, name
  metaclass.send :alias_method, name, new_name
  metaclass.send :undef_method, new_name
end