module PassiveQueue

def self.philosophical_thoughts
  [
    "If a job is scheduled but never runs, did it ever really exist?",
    "What is the sound of one background task not processing?",
    "The universe is vast and infinite, much like your job queue.",
    "In the grand scheme of things, what difference does one unprocessed job make?",
    "Perhaps the real treasure was the jobs we never processed along the way.",
    "Time is an illusion. Deadlines are an even bigger illusion.",
    "The job queue is a metaphor for the human condition.",
    "We are all just jobs waiting to be processed in the great queue of existence.",
    "The passive queue teaches us that sometimes the most profound action is inaction.",
    "In choosing to do nothing, we choose everything."
  ]
end