module ActiveRecord::ConnectionAdapters::QueryCache

def cache

Enable the query cache within the block.
def cache
  old, @query_cache_enabled = @query_cache_enabled, true
  @query_cache ||= {}
  yield
ensure
  clear_query_cache
  @query_cache_enabled = old
end

def cache_sql(sql)

def cache_sql(sql)
  result =
    if @query_cache.has_key?(sql)
      log_info(sql, "CACHE", 0.0)
      @query_cache[sql]
    else
      @query_cache[sql] = yield
    end
  if Array === result
    result.collect { |row| row.dup }
  else
    result.duplicable? ? result.dup : result
  end
rescue TypeError
  result
end

def clear_query_cache

undermining the randomness you were expecting.
the same SQL query and repeatedly return the same result each time, silently
that ask the database to randomize results. Otherwise the cache would see
One reason you may wish to call this method explicitly is between queries

Clears the query cache.
def clear_query_cache
  @query_cache.clear if @query_cache
end

def columns_with_query_cache(*args)

def columns_with_query_cache(*args)
  if @query_cache_enabled
    @query_cache["SHOW FIELDS FROM #{args.first}"] ||= columns_without_query_cache(*args)
  else
    columns_without_query_cache(*args)
  end
end

def dirties_query_cache(base, *method_names)

def dirties_query_cache(base, *method_names)
  method_names.each do |method_name|
    base.class_eval <<-end_code, __FILE__, __LINE__ + 1
      def #{method_name}_with_query_dirty(*args)        # def update_with_query_dirty(*args)
        clear_query_cache if @query_cache_enabled       #   clear_query_cache if @query_cache_enabled
        #{method_name}_without_query_dirty(*args)       #   update_without_query_dirty(*args)
      end                                               # end
                                                        #
      alias_method_chain :#{method_name}, :query_dirty  # alias_method_chain :update, :query_dirty
    end_code
  end
end

def included(base)

def included(base)
  base.class_eval do
    alias_method_chain :columns, :query_cache
    alias_method_chain :select_all, :query_cache
  end
  dirties_query_cache base, :insert, :update, :delete
end

def select_all_with_query_cache(*args)

def select_all_with_query_cache(*args)
  if @query_cache_enabled
    cache_sql(args.first) { select_all_without_query_cache(*args) }
  else
    select_all_without_query_cache(*args)
  end
end

def uncached

Disable the query cache within the block.
def uncached
  old, @query_cache_enabled = @query_cache_enabled, false
  yield
ensure
  @query_cache_enabled = old
end